
Don’t let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you — the Night Train drinks like it’s all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere – woo wooo! The Night Train runs only one route: sober to stupid, with no roundtrip tickets available and a strong likelihood of a train wreck along the way. This trainyard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery in Modesto, CA. As a clever disguise, the label says it’s made by Night Train Limited. Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor. Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness — perhaps this is why they put Night in the name. Guaranteed to tickle your innards.